Tuesday 9 September 2008

The rebirth of Britney Spears



Ever since she flounced on to television set screens 10 years agone aged 16, pouting and twirling her schoolgirl's uniform, doomsayers have predicted the self-destruction of Britney Spears.




And it came to pass � or so it seemed. After 83 million record sales, deuce
marriages, 2 divorces, deuce children, a lost hands battle, recurrent
psychiatric evaluations, tens of thousands of paparazzi, a nude magazine
cover and the most globalised of breakdowns, the singer seemed finished,
professionally � if not as meat for the snappers' lenses � come February
2008.



When her husband won custody of their children, Spears did non sleep for four
days and was sectioned at the esteemed Los Angeles Cedars-Sinai Medical
Centre. She was reported to be suffering from bipolar disorder, manic
depressive disorder.



Sunday nox, though, brought a generate to what passes for comparative
normality. Spears north Korean won three statuettes at the MTV Video Music Awards in an
evening hailed as the "resurrection" of her pop out career.



Early days: her first show since the sectioning amounted to little more
than sporting a beauty pageantry smile and reading clue cards as well fast. There
was no dancing or singing. Nevertheless: progress since her slurring
lip-synching � barely worthy of the name, it was so unco-ordinated � a year
ago at the same event. The 26-year-old vocaliser thanked God, her children, and
her record tag for her apparent recovery.



Britney epitomises "famous person": loving the attention, loathing the
intrusion; helpless to stop it eventually turning and devouring.



The rise of Spears from small-town fille to orbicular icon demonstrated the
dateless possibilities of the American Dream. Her fall from grace uncovered its
benighted underside. There was no little public relief, then, at a Britney
appearance free from intoxication � indeed, at that place was solemnisation amongst
the camera clickers and shysters of the notorious "Britney Industry",
which was precious at $150m a year to the Los Angeles economy, before it went
into receding as flick agencies moved their photographers onto fresh
projects. Guilt trip o'er.



After taking part in a risible sketch that kicked-off the headline-prone event,
Spears returned to the MTV stage three times as "Piece of Me", a
dance song about the unceasing media scrutiny and sensualism of her
life, won the Best Video, Best Pop Video and Best Female Video gongs.



The MTV awards carry none of the prestige of rival events such as the Grammys
or Ivor Novellos, merely they are seen as a crucial barometer of American
famous person. By simply turning up, smiling sweetly, and not making a fool of
herself, Spears earned a standing standing ovation. She appeared to be sober and in
rude physical health � noted by the host, the British comedian Russell
Brand.



She had previously been nominated for a "moonman" statue 16 times,
simply until Sunday evening's event had not won one. In unscripted victory
speeches she proclaimed herself "in shock right now" at the sudden
adulation. Spears thanked "God first and foremost for just blessing me
like this", her record label boss, Barry Wise, and manager, Larry
Rudolf, "for always believing in me", and her "amazing fans
out thither for all of their support". She added: "This means a lot.
Thank you so much. Thank you for all the love."



Spears offered no further brainstorm into her emotional state, refusing by and by to
spill to reporters. She foiled fans world Health Organization expected her to sing. However,
her perfunctory appearing was played on near-constant loop by America's
rolling television news channels yesterday, as the nation's anchors heralded
her return to relative sanity.



Will Spears mind her return to the headlines? Though she has claimed to be
scared by the attention, she has gone to extreme lengths to court it. She
frequently afforded photographers chances to history her erratic
behaviour, which, among other things, included shaving her head with
electric clippers and frequently appearing to be under the influence of
drugs or inebriant. In a celebrity adaptation of Stockholm syndrome, she even
dated Adnan Ghalib, a British paparazzo world Health Organization had courted her via text message.



Her recovery was masterminded by her father, James, and her lawyer, Andrew
Wallete, under whose conservatorship (effectual control) she was situated in
February, giving the two work force control of her assets. A restraining order was
taken taboo on her former handler, Sam Lutfi.



Since then, she had succeeded in hiding, returning to the studio to start work
on a sixth album.



On Sunday night, Brand hailed the "launch of a very new Britney Spears era",
recounting fans to "consider this the christ's Resurrection of Britney Spears"
and venturing that "if there was a female Christ, it's Britney".
And so the world soap opera house resumes.



...but Russell Brand is not so lucky



With a fine disregard for the saccharine conventions of Hollywood, Russell
Brand used his first major US gig to set back the cause of Anglo-American
relations.



The comedian, world Health Organization is virtually unknown across the Atlantic, left both his
studio audience, and millions of TV viewers stunned, by calling George Bush
a "retard" and urging America to elect Barack Obama "on
behalf of the world".



"Some people, I think they're called racists, suppose America is not quick
for a black president," he stated. "But I know America to be a
forward-thinking country because otherwise wherefore would you have let that
retard and cowboy fella be president for eight years?



"We were impressed... it was nice of you to let him have a go, because,
in England, he wouldn't be sure with a pair of scissors."














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